My name is Alice. Sometimes I trick myself into thinking that song lyrics describe my life perfectly.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
I didn’t know this would be this hard.
I have a choice to make between going abroad to South Africa for a semester and staying at Williams to be a JA and I’m choosing South Africa and I’m going to like it but I just wasn’t expecting feeling like I was going to cry all day or just finding it impossible to even open an e-mail window to turn down JA because I just want an entry and a co and I want to help people make the changes that I made my freshman year, want them to go from feeling confused and lost and unlikable to feeling like they’re funny and fun and worth people’s time.
But this program is something that I want really bad, and studying abroad is a thing that I need to do and the frosh of Williams will be just fine without me.
Plus this way I can travel, maybe with Annie and Ailan or maybe just on my own. I’m gonna see the world, motherfuckers.
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March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!